Tuesday, April 19, 2011

If I Were a Genre of Music...

Oh dear. I'm spoiled for choice. Why is it that when I stop coming to Plinky the questions suddenly get infinitely better? So this wants me to pick a genre of music I would be .



And I have to say I can't go past country music.


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Country is the obvious choice for me, but then this question is asked in such a way that I'm guessing most people will say their favourite genre. Who would want to be represented by a genre other than their favourite if they didn't have to be? Its got a lot to do with the fact that people favour music that gets to them. I am really concerned for anybody who says 'Screamo' to this question.



However why specifically am I the country genre? I mean I'm a large town/city suburbs girl for much of my life. I have a job which means I will live much of my life in Australia's capital cities from now. I certainly didn't grow up under a rock - as I will answer one of the other Plinky posts I have had semi-consistent use of a computer since I was 2.



But country is about that... There are plenty of country songs of the outback but many more that aren't specific or are just as applicable to everyday city people. In fact there are some specifically about the fact country is at the heart of city people too 'Gone Country' by Alan Jackson of the top of my head.



No I say country not because of where I'm from (which I admit is the home of Keith Urban - and that was significant to me at one stage in my childhood). Its about who I am, what I like, what I find important and what country music sings about. If you ever wanted to hear about what country music is about there are a number of songs that attempt to describe it 'Songs About Me' and 'This Is Country Music' I know well.



Basically I don't know who anybody with a slight romantic streak can't love country music however. From romance-y songs like 'Amazed', 'This Is Your Song' and 'Fall Into Me' to songs about wanting more 'Not My Guy', 'Wrong Girl' or 'Not Your Cinderella' to break up 'Songs About Rain', 'There Is No Arizona', 'You Aren't Leaving (Thank God Are You?)'. Country is the musical variation of my love of romance fiction.



I don't only listen to the love songs though. I love the songs which are simply about life. They are about taking the bad with the good but then celebrating the good. Songs about family and friendship and looking forward to getting out of work and spending the afternoon at the pub. Country music is simply about life.



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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Start With a Title, End With an Idea

So.... Its been a long time since a plinky topic has made me want to complete it badly enough that I came back to it a second time. I have to say that plinky is a real let down when you don't get through to the end of a post before you need to shut off etc. I suppose that is why I should write my own blog posts rather than simply answer these.



Thats irrelevant today because Plinky just asked me to title my masterpiece. I have to say that that is one of my favourite off and on hobbies. Books titles and ideas come to me all the time. Sometimes I write them down, sometimes I don't. I hope some day, when my writing abilities magically multiplies, that I can turn one of these casual story lines into a fully fledged book.


On the Bus
Emma is a mid-twenties city-dwelling office-working bore. At least that is why her colleagues say about her. She a vegetarian - and not one of those fashionable ones - not big on sharing her cause or making a song and dance out of her reasoning. She doesn't smoke, she doesn't drink, she's never rocked up to work on a Friday bleary eyed or attempted to use Mondayitis as an excuse for a three day weekend. Nobody knows exactly what she does in her spare time - simply that it must not be very interesting.



Tom could care less. He wears his formal business clothes a bit daggier than he should. He leaves work early when he feels like it. Nobody is about to tell him off - he's the boss. He isn't hugely into the parties these days but anything other than work is great so party he does - as many nights a week as possible. Unfortunately the one person senior to him is his mum. And she makes him help the environment by catching the bus to work..



This is a love affair of two people who happen to share the same bus to work. And how maybe they aren't as different as they seem...


Drop Dead Fred
A satire of every story that gave the main character everything they ever wanted.



Who knew Melanie had a great Uncle named Fred who wanted to give her everything he owned in life? Which was 10 million dollars, a bookstore and a library of first additions. She's a sensible girl she's seen the movies. Maybe the money isn't where she should find her pleasures. She tries to make herself content with the shop. Runs it herself... Every time she has a day off she experiences more of that party scene that having money to waste gives you access to. She realises - to hell with being good and right and following the script of a good girl's life - this money provides EXACTLY what she wanted all her life. She loves the men, loves the action. This girl just wants to have fun.


Sand Bottom Sound
A long long way from Iron Bottom Sound there lives a girl. A girl who knows the dangers of the every changing sands and the other underwater hazards of her home town. She also knows the darker secrets beneath the still waters of the Sound. How will she convince the new comer to town that the waters are unsafe? That even if you were to avoid the sand banks a far darker experience awaits anybody who dares take a boat out upon those waters.


Ellipse
A romance... completely unrelated to anything Twilight and Eclipse :P... This one is more of a just a title than some of the others I've mentioned... But something to do with a graphic artist. It talks about being incomplete and how perfection isn't necessarily the way society sees it. Maybe geniuses can draw perfect circles... and maybe they can draw beautiful ellipses instead.


An as yet unnamed romance
Despite all of the different ideas up there... If I was to write a story it would be a romance. Romance is the genre I know best, the genre I love best. I could never write a suspense thriller - I can't even watch thriller movie trailers... When I create a story in my head however it starts by the end it has a boy and a girl a conflict, a resolution and a happily ever after... I'll keep you posted :P


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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Advertising Books

This is me responding to an article I was just reading on The Huffington Post. Where was the Superbowl Ad for Books?
Superbowl somehow manages to be an international event despite much of the world not knowing or caring a lick about American football. With it comes a seeming endless supply of loosely related articles, blogentries and videos… and I’m pretty sure that is simply to ride the wave of the superbowl search spree. I don’t need http://www.alexa.com/ to tell me that everybody is searching ‘superbowl’ using google.
However the article I’m talking about here is perhaps more related to the superbowl than many. The focus, though, being on what wasn’t there rather than what was. No superbowl ads for the latest novels apparently (not being american I am one of the millions who will watch a couple off the ads off youtube but won’t ever watch the actual game – though it is aired in Australia – I’m sure my mum will watch it).
That seems pretty obvious though. Who wants to watch ads about books? That’s pretty much like watching ads about watching grass grow or something. Compared to much of technology these days books don’t do much of anything. Apparently they tell stories – which could be pretty cool – but anybody whose anybody knows the good ones come to dvd anyway eventually. The poor old publishing industry is increasing being told by the world they are no longer needed – that technology has made them obsolete.
Let me just say for me there is nothing like a book… Yes I am one of those people who smells books and loves it – well except for some old ones which unfortunately smell faintly of puke. More than that screens give me a headache and being that I work in an office and do all of my uni assignments on the computer and watch more TV than I should my eyes really need the downtime they get when I sit down with real paper and ink. No such thing as square eyes my foot, the red left eye I develop towards the end of every work week isn’t caused by intentionally poking myself repeatedly.
I’m getting off-track. How to advertise books. She suggests in the article ads that have the high profile acts of the other ads carting books around or reading a book. Basically doing things which are still selling the books as an unknown, undescribed entity. In essense? We are attempting to sell bricks.
Rather than trying to sell books as books you should be trying to sell the story. In today’s word the main way to sell a good story is through film. That doesn’t mean holding the book to the camera though. It means showing through film the contents of the book. No, not the contents page either. What I am suggesting is a book targeted trailer.
Why are the only books that get trailers the ones that turn into movies – and therefore have lost all their good booky goodness. ‘As seen on TV’ is a fantastic selling point, well it seems to be a selling point for just about anything. So why not books?
Understandably books don’t get quite the same budget as a movie and filming aspects of the books would have to be done intentionally for advertising of that book. So perhaps instead a publisher could advertise their current best sellers or new releases all together. I’m not sure about the specifics but I certainly could envision a couple of ads which would encourage me to check it out.
Not as a screamer ad (you know the ones – loud annoying voice screaming at you while flashing through the sales goods – very cheap advertising). In my head I see an ad like the in cinema cinema ad which flicks through clips from a tone of movies while playing really high emotional music. But perhaps simply one of those ads where the characters seem to be discussing the product entirely in too much depth before mentioning what it is they are talking about. Mmm… Perhaps, though those have to be done well – though admittedly the level of acting required is far less as well.
I’m sure people with far more advertising experience than me (2 seasons of Gruen Transfer probably doesn’t make me an advertising profession) could come up with some better ads than I. In fact advertising books would make a great Gruen Transfer ad challenge – but that is a little on the irrelevant side. //Something that the word irrelevant made me think of. Fun fact – moot actually means to bring up for discussion. However in US law it meant something which wasn’t defined within law… therefore it would be irrelevant – thus moot got a meaning almost opposite its original.//
I say all this from the perspective that as a reader I would be interested in books shown to me as movie trailers. The best part is they don’t even have to be good for your audience to want to see them. Think of it as a video blurb… With the tending towards e-books (which I don’t like – give me paper anyday) maybe video blurbs could become a thing. Then advertising costs wouldn’t be as big of an issue because you were going to do it anyway.
I don’t know how many chick flicks I’ve watched only to be disappointed. I am very rarely as completely disappointed by a book. I think if you advertise on the same level – still keeping in mind you aren’t necessarily looking for the same audience as movies – books would be a hit. Maybe even the next big thing, after all even corsets made a comeback (even if they do wear them as outerwear rather than underwear nowaday).

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The World is a Natural Disaster

So I have been absent from Plinky for a rather long period of time... Actually not as long as it may appear from this... I have stated to write on a number of occasions either to get distracted or lose focus of what I was talking about... A solid effort when you think about how disjointed my writing is anyway. But I wont post something I feel is incomplete.



Which is why I should get today's topic. Have you ever experiences an earthquake, flood, or other natural disaster? Somebody has clearly been watching the news recently... Scores of people with have fresh and interesting natural disaster stories at the moment...



Unless you live in South Australia - apparently nothing interesting ever happens here. I'm not from here though so I do have some answers to this question. First off no earthquakes - though once during school we experienced something like an earthquake - caused by an airforce plane breaking the sound barrier too close to the ground. Needless to say while largely harmless the government was in an awkward position of responsibility for a large number of broken windows



But as I pointed out that was caused by a plane - therefore not able to be classified as a natural disaster to answer this question. So like every other Queenslander I am going to go with the standard issue tropical cyclone / flood answer. I'm just going to elaborate on which ones...


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Most recently of course were the floods in Brisbane just last month... I'm not from Brisbane but our area had floods caused by our own river system just the same. Unlike Brisbane ours was worse than the 74 floods... yeah take that Brisbane. Thankfully however water flowed quickly and once it peaked the water was almost completely gone in 24 hours...



To my own personal experience - thankfully no flood waters threatening to wipe my house away. I'm not going to pretend to understand how that must have felt. For us we only had to worry about the downpour threatening to flash flood our house because it wasn't flowing down to the river quick enough. And the fact that with roads cut in both directions we were a little island - who was recieving mixed messages about how high the waters were supposed to be going as well as number of get out now messages and phone calls... Needless to say we had packed bags and set a ladder to the roof.



But thankfully no I have never been in a natural disaster situation where I was fearing my life - but it was extremely stressful sitting waiting for something to happen - and I'd hope never to have to experience the complete experience.



As a bonus - I mentioned tropical cyclone as well - I was 10 weeks old at the time - not a big impact on my psyche =p.

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Spiders, Spiders, Spiders

So Plinky wants to test my fear of spiders today. What would I do if I found one in my bedroom?



I am just throwing it out there but I am thankfully not afraid of spiders. Well not in and of themselves like so many people seem to be. I don't have an issue with spiders, snakes, bees, jellyfish etc... Ok I do have a bit of a thing about jellyfish... But it isn't the animals that scare me - I do however have an intense fear of pain though. And therefore the thought of being bitten/stung by any such creatures is not high on my things I do for fun list.


Spider Caught in the Flash

So my reaction to having a big spider in my room? Well if I am aware of anything other than a daddy long legs in my room I would much prefer to get rid of it... I am however perfectly capable of getting rid of it myself... Be that standing on it or catching it with paper and taking it outside... Catching it is of course my first option...



Oh and if it is a spider on the scale of 'it would easier to herd it out than pick it up' well I stop liking spiders at that point... If it is more than 2 inches it is about to become somebody else's problem... I take this to be one of the benefits of being female - somebody else will do it, and it is perfectly acceptable to freak out and expect them to. :P



But anyway I prefer spiders where they belong - out in the garden and not in my bed.

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Deal Breakers

Fun times... Plinky really does get harder with time - I stop having things to say... I have chosen this topic - not because I am particularly knowledgeable but because I am refusing to answer any of the Halloween topics of the last couple of days... I have done Halloween twice and twice only... when I lived in the US... and I disagree with the american holiday being celebrated by Australians...



I managed to say all that without mentioning the topic that I had chosen. My old high school english teacher would fail me for such a terrible introductory paragraph. At any rate this topic is top 5 dating deal breakers .



I am not a hundred percent what dating deal breakers is refering to... The things that have you saying no to the first date... or the things that once you have found out about it its just a no go from there? I suppose it is a combination of the two isn't it.



Now I'm sure I have mentioned this before... but my dating experience is very, very limited. I don't know if its cuz I'm picky... or just plain unattractive :P. Its not either of them... Dating just isn't something that has featured high on my priorities list - though it creeps ever higher these days.



Well here is my list of deal breakers - I will of course start with the easy ones :) and go from there


In a relationship
Yeah well - this isn't what I'd call a particular unique kind of deal breaker. Nobody wants a guy willing to string his girls along.... Well I don't know maybe there is some out there - particularly of my own age group - not looking for something serious or exclusive


Not A Christian
Here may be the chief cause of my dating opportunities being slim on the ground. I don't mind but this is one of the biggest things for me - I don't date non-christian guys... We just don't have the same outlook on life. So although I have often met attractive (and I am refering to beyond looks attractive) non-christian guys I couldn't ever consider dating them.


Bad Mouth
I couldn't think of a good description of this one - its funny that in shortening it to 'bad mouth' it now covers both the personality and the physical dislikes. Yes mouths bother me - i either like a mouth or i don't... irritating teeth or lips... I dislike having to watch it when I'm talking to it let alone ever contemplating kissing it...

But that is petty - what I was actually referring to here is a guy who bad mouths girls... Yes I know that plenty of them do it... but describing other girls as sluts (with more derogatory language than that) around me... I don't think talking like that is helpful or acceptable - this isn't to say I mind swearing - i do afterall swear a little too fluently myself - but swearing AT a person is a little bit different


Height
Yeah well every girl has to have a petty one doesn't she? It works to my advantage that this isn't entirely uncommon. Most women prefer a guy who is taller than she is and a lot of guys before the girl shorter. Of course at 5'10" I knock out a few more people than my friends at 5'4" but I am not an overly tall woman by most standards.


Social Butterflies
This is more than just being turned off by the person who is willing to be social with anybody and everybody in a room of people... I have met a guy or two who do that that I would happily date... because it all comes down to how I feel when they do it. I am a naturally reclusive person however I am much more outgoing that I appear in the loud crowds. I need people but I struggle to engage with the people.



Social butterflies make me feel like I can't know them because they are all show. Everybody is their best friend but nobody can ever know anything. Perhaps a better heading for this would be genuine. If I can't feel like they are sharing themself with me I can't share myself with them - and then what would a dating relationship achieve?



At the other end of this I admit to generally being attracted to introverts. I always have been - although it leads to complications with never knowing precisely what they think... I can't even describe exactly what it is but probably because I am quite introverted I get to be the extrovert in the situation...


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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I'm Too Slack to be Superstitious

Black Cat

Yes I know its a picture of a black cat... But before you get all excited with the 'I totally know your superstition' look on your face I am going to state outright that I am not superstitious... I am a lover of the coincidence and entertained by the extreme but I am not a believer.



Before I actually get entirely off topic I think it is probably important that I define for myself exactly what superstitious is... I mean yes I know the word and can use it in a sentence but honestly because I clump it all together in my mind is superstitious the same as believing in conspiracy theory? Well according to the all knowing dictionary.com superstious belief is - a belief or notion, not based on reason or knowledge, in or of the ominous significance of a particular thing, circumstance, occurrence, proceeding, or the like... I figure that means the both fit...



Which is good because conspiracy theory is at least as much fun as old wife tale superstition. However my answer is still no... I can't say I follow any particularly dominant conspiracy theories - I am perfectly willing to believe man has been on the moon and Elvis is in fact dead...



As for other superstitions... basically they all take entirely too much effort for me... I mean I don't have lucky underwear or a lucky number? hows that for having to remember it every time you want to use it... I have standardised my Keno numbers but it doesn't really count - it streamlines the process that way and if they were to win while I wasn't betting on them I'd want to kick myself...



I wouldn't want to walk through life like I was walking on a bed of nails... I have enough issues with the dark, and groups of people, and telephones without needed to add a personification of the 'unknown' in the form of bad luck or good luck. (Yes I am one of the most on-edge people I have ever met).



But I do love superstition in the way many people do... It is HILARIOUS when it just WORKS! You know that that ladder had nothing to do with their failure, that knocking wood and jinx won't change anything and stepping on a crack will lead to no backs being broken... Its still to talk about if the coincidence does happen... That is my way of being superstitious - it makes a great story but it is far too hassling to try and be 'superstitious' about something - or anything...

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